Sen. Trombone visits Camp Swampy and orders his favorite meal, duck.
But the only duck in camp is Gen. Halftrack's pet.
LEAP NO MORE MY LADY
Australian General Billy Billibong arrives with Matilda, his pet
kangaroo, to inspect Camp Swampy. Beetle is assigned to guard Matilda.
"V" FOR VISITOR
Bunny's dad arrives at Camp Swampy's Visitors' Day in his World
War I uniform...to show Beetle the doughboy style of fighting.
The fortune cookie says "Beware of Beetles". And every place that
Bailey goes disaster follows.
Snorkle's platoon is taught underwater demolition. They are to clear
away all obstructions from the harbor so Admiral Bilgewater can
bring his ship in for an inspection visit.
Sarge picks Zero and Beetle to help him deliver the statue of General
Ruff Rider to the big unvieling. But the ride to Swampy is a little
too rough for the Ruff Rider.
IS THIS DRIP NECESSARY
Beetle and Zero want to transfer to the maintenance corp. So they
practice plumbing in Gen. Halftrack's home.
GO YEAST YOUNG MAN
Beetle and Zero set out to make a really big cake for Gen. Halftrack's
birthday. But they put in too much yeast.
Beetle needs money for his two-week furlough. Cosmo suggests he
enter a photo contest using Zero as a model in parachute shots.
BYE BYE YOUNG LOVERS
Beetle tries to elope with Bunny, but makes the mistake of letting
Zero supply the getaway vehicle, Officer Clancy's horse.
BREAKING THE LEASH
Beetle and his pals are assigned to train the ferocious new Army
dogs. To gain their confidence, they don dog costumes and get into
the cage with them.
A company of WACS is stationed at Camp Swampy. Sarge tries his hardest
to get them to leave.
Bunny's father drives them to a picnic, while Beetle makes the sandwiches
in the back seat. A slice of bologna gets loose and files into a
Somebody stole Camp Swampy's "top secret". The offender will be
Beetle buys a good-luck magnet to help him through Friday the 13th.
The magnet practically wrecks Camp Swampy.
SERGEANT'S MASTER A
mistaken order from the Pentagon promotes the Sarge's dog, Otto,
to the rank of lieutenant.
GRAB YOUR SOCKS
Big inspection coming, so Sarge wants all the men on their toes
in the morning. But his nightmares keep them up all night.
Beetle goes on a quiz show and wins a butler for a day. His man
is busy serving him when Gen. Halftrack brings a visiting senator
to the barracks.
Sgt. Snorkle puts on so much weight, he forces himself to diet...and
he insists everyone do the same. The men resort to night maneuvers
to get dinner.
Beetle and Zero wage war on a rabbit entrenched in the General's
garden. They use bazookas and decoy carrots to out, maneuver the
SON OF A GUN OF A GUN
The Camp Swampy ceremonial breaks loose, rolls into Gen. Halftrack's
office with Beetle and Cosmo hanging on.
Gen. Halftracks has only a few days to train one of his platoons
to parachute from 20 thousand feet.
FOR OFFICERS ONLY
Beetle and his pals want to go to the big dance. But it's for officers
only, and Sarge is determined it'll stay that way. They try to sneak
through the barbed wire, then a mine field.
SGT. SNORKLE'S LONGEST DAY
Sgt. Snorkle is getting so fat, he blows up like a balloon and takes
Beetle, Zero and Cosmo take a fifty mile hike as part of the physical
fitness program. Cosmo bets he can beat them to their destination.
WE LOVE YOU SGT. SNORKLE
To prevent Sgt. Snorkle from being transferred, Cosmo tries to get
him broken to private...by hypnosis.
LITTLE POOCH LOST
Beetle and his buddies ruin Gen. Halftrack's dedication speech at
the new missle site...when they try to find the Sarge's missing
THE BLUE RIBBON
Sarge wants to enter Otto in the dog show. But only dogs of breeding
THE COURAGE ENCOURAGER
Gen, Halftrack buys a new machine that makes the timid brave. Beetle
tries it and starts giving the general orders.
DON'T GIVE UP THE SWAMP
The Navy is set to take over Camp Swampy...if the swamp is deep
enough for a ship. Beetle's platoon has to make sure it isn't.
A PASS IS A PASS IS A PASS
It's the big football game between the Camp Swampy Swamprats and
the Military Police Giants. With the MP's leading 167 to 0 and one
minute to go, Beetle volunteers to make at least one score for Swampy
in exchange for a weekend pass.
THE PLAY'S THE THING
Beetle plays a big love scene with sultry actress, Za Za Vavoom...and
wrecks the set.
THE SECRET WEAPON
Camp Swampy receives a new secret weapon, but it looks a lot like
the new organ intended for the post choir.
While cleaning up for the big inspection, Zero grabs the wrong can
of paint, special "invisible paint". As he works, Camp Swampy disappears.
A CHRISTMAS TALE
It's Christmas Eve, and Sgt. Snorkle dreams of "The Night Before
Christmas"...with Gen. Halftrack and Pvt. Bailey as the stars.
THE BULL OF THE BALL
Beetle enlists Cosmo's aid to win Bunny back from the local playboy.
DON'T FIDDLE WITH THE BRASS
Gen. Halftrack starts a post band to bolster morale. But none of
the troops has musical talent.
THE RED CARPET TREATMENT
Cosmo will provide all the trimmings for Bunny's birthday, chauffeured
car, dinner, a show...for $20. Somehow he winds up with a profit
of over $19.
ZERO'S DIZZY DOUBLE DATE
Killer pulls a costume switch on Zero so he can get his date at
the masquerade ball. But Beetle gives Zero a hand with some tricks
of his own.
DR. JEKYL AND BEETLE BAILEY
Beetle takes an overdose of an experimental pep pill. His new found
strength almost ruins Sgt. Snorkle and Camp Swampy.
THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER Y
During war games, Beetle and his buddies are sent to blow up the
bridge on the River Y...leaving Zero at headquarters with the remote
control of the dynamite.
TATTOO TOOTSIE GOODBYE
Beetle has to outdo Seymour Seymour, a well tattooed sailor who's
got an eye for Bunny.
Beetle is sole heir to a ten million dollar estate, and Cosmo shows
him how to spend the money.
Beetle, on KP, ruins Cookie's prize chile and breaks all the dishes.
In desperation, Cookie tries to send him back to Sarge.
During the war games, the General entrusts a vital message to Pvts.
Bailey and Zero.
A TREE IS A TREE IS A TREE
Beetle and his pals accidentally police up Sgt. Snorkle's beloved
leechie nut tree...and have to "borrow" one from a Chinese restaurant
before the Sarge finds out.
ET TU OTTO
Because none of the troops loves him, Sgt, Snorkle visits the psychologist.
Even his bulldog, Otto, leaves the Sarge for a French poodle.
Van Bellingham Cartwright Forbes arrives at Camp Swampy to take
on the best men for the new psychological test. Beetle and Snorkle
BEETLE'S HIGH HORPS
bring Camp Swampy to the attention of The Pentagon, Gen. Halftrack
decides to put a man on the moon. And Beetle Bailey is chosen to
HOME SWEET SWAMPY
Beetle and Sarge win ten-day leaves. But Sgt. Snorkle can't bear
being away from Camp Swampy.